Let me Fucking introduce Myself.

I am not a huge fan of profanity, but it does help me drive my point across, so I cannot -not-but help use it. I am also lactose intolerant, a fact I had to discover by myself rather painfully. My name is Mona Ahmed Abdi. I am 20, awfully smart, terribly stupid, a rather funny paradox and you might think so too, unless you meet me while I am suffering from a migraine. I have a god-like complex, but I also do not love myself that much on weekdays but still do appreciate myself more than the average Jane or (halimo) , I do not drive, have no real possessions and my parents deem me a huge failure, emotionally, because I cannot process disappointment like normal people. Normal????? What is normalcy anyways? Who the fuck invented it? I also have a habit of veering of topics, and I laugh too loud for my liking*cringe*. I turned 20 this year, a rather huge identity crisis, because I felt like I had done everything I was supposed to do in my twenties in my teen yea...